Cat Scat

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I remember the incident as if it were yesterday that it happened
How quickly I realized my life would never be the same again
The sight, the smell, the color
All now ingrained into my memory for as long as I live
People cried that night
But I don't know them
Where I was, there was only silence
It was essential for the progression of the party that we get my dad's ukulele
We got it and we left the room
There were many plants in my parents' room as well, so the cats were not allowed to come
in
So, we closed the door behind us.
Little did we know of the implications that simple action had for our lives from then forth
If only we had known beforehand that my cat was now behind that door
If we had known that he was now stuck in that room and with an agenda
We wouldn't have indulged in the earthly delights of a four hour Runeboundathon
And the faeces would be but a dream
But they were real, they were so real, they were surreal
With a stink exceeding anything ever conceived
The most perfect and most torturous turd now inhabited
And defiled a once innocent room, a once innocent bed
And we stood there
We stood there mesmerized
Wishing to have seen the chaos ensue rather than its traces
As atheists, we prayed to Darwin that the colossal piece of shit would not consume our
very soul
But, as it is usual of this reality to be cruel, it was all in vain
It was all in vain
And now this is all that is left
Cleaning ashes
Everything is so white, spinning, spiralling
Ironic how a washing machine is so perfectly representing my life from that day forward
And I actually meant cleaning powder
Sorry about that, my mistake, but does it matter anymore?
Does anything matter anymore? Anything at all?
If we had only known to be more careful with the cards we play
We could have lived, we could have hoped, we could have found happiness
We would have been spared, we would have been left to be
The visions of my cat's scat would not transcend illusion

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from #2, released September 23, 2015

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Kakashka Coimbra, Portugal

A thing done by andrey and fonseca. We don't play live shows, but might at some point. Also the dates on the releases are all wrong. All covers contain Kakashka in them in case you forget what you are listening to.

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