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My Startup

by Kakashka

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This song is about some dickhead's startup. They take too much cocaine at the start of the song and then go on to lie about meeting up with Elon Musk in a sad attempt at power play.

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Snap a shirt in half the binge is strong in me
Bled out a bit at the duty free
Aquafina is for business class
Fucked an employee over and out of a job
I'm dread and grief and I love my life
I break bitches till they say thank you
Of course they stutter every time
That's what you get for being a pussay
And how was your day
What did you do today?
You shut up now
No one actually cares
You just remember that I am the one
That has kept all the silicon valley hipsters under
Feet upon their backs at my startup startup startup
Synergy going off the fucking charts
Connections make us home harder harder
Human resources
Suck my hipster
Dick inside their ass at my startup startup
Oops you caught me chillin with my buddy Elon Musk
TED afterparty
How d'you know where it's at
You shouldn't have come
Now I gotta destroy you
Let this be a lesson for all those like you
You only live to stand back and bend down
Remember this and maybe we will spare you
Supply and demand, bitch, you're not in demand
Spineless hipster faggot dumbass entrepreneurs
I'm the only one they need, the window's for me
I'm top of the rungs and I've toppled the ladders
Tomorrow I'll be in Dresden shifting paradigms
And you'll still be here kissing the pavement goodbye
Feet upon their backs at my startup startup startup
Synergy going off the fucking charts
Connections make us home harder harder
Human resources
Suck my hipster
Dick inside their ass at my startup
I'll oversee it
That the world swallows you whole
That the world swallows you whole
That it rips you a new hole
And I can't believe it
That you wanna do as you're told
You just wait for me to fold
When d'ya get so goddamn bold
I underwrite it
My very own IPO
Remember Y O L O
Now that's a sweet ass code
And where you can buy it
I don't really know
I don't really know
Probably NASDAQ or something
Study my fucking charts
They say you ain't worth shit
Now look at your own charts
They tell you got a tiny dick
Stretch your tiny foreskin and tie it around your neck
Then jump on a trampoline until you've hanged yourself with it

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released September 13, 2015

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Kakashka Coimbra, Portugal

A thing done by andrey and fonseca. We don't play live shows, but might at some point. Also the dates on the releases are all wrong. All covers contain Kakashka in them in case you forget what you are listening to.

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