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#2

by Kakashka

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You look like you could Do with some kush Of which I have two That I'll sell you They are da bes Cause Imdabes 420$/lb It does sound sound With you around 420$/g It ain't no scam Just get your pram 420pg/$ You just holler Ooga booga fuck Git dat money Smoke that drugs Are le you're Very smaaht I don't take no drugs I am the drugs I rip my hair out Let it rip I fly right by you I'm not bloodshot Shawty what you got I double that for free I'm a motherfucking tree Yeah I'm a fucking tree
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Hi, so yeah like are you tired of having your boss being an asshole or smth? Here's a list of things you can do to piss him off: Spam his mail daily with haikus Buy useless decoration with the company's money Switch the caps on all the pens so no one knows which are which Reenact the holocaust in the cafeteria Greet potential investors by inserting a pencil into their eye Switch the salt with the sugar and the pepper with gunpowder Put laxatives into the boss's tea and switch the water in his tea with sulphuric acid Use up all the toners on photocopies of your behind then stab a coworker Coat all the teaspoons in potassium Hide in the bathroom and circumcise everyone who enters it Become employee of the month in all competing companies On the night before a big meeting, amputate the hands of everyone in the boss's family while they sleep so no one can operate a door handle and he'll arrive late Please note that some people are light sleepers, so be careful Give a bath to his cat and then put it in the microwave to dry Sew a cheese grater into his underwear Release a tiger into the cubicles With the help of a helicopter, have a whale explode over the building Convince the local priest that the boss and his family died in their home, so they wanted to be cremated along with the house In the cafeteria, offer the cutlery upside down so as to instigate an epidemic of confused violent self-harm Cut a hole in all his cups and bowls so that he'll die of dehydration Bribe the head of state into calling him an asshole on air Switch his hairdryer for a heat gun Wire explosives into his alarm clock and toothbrush Begin to hire terrorists in his office Hope this list helped, have fun and be safe
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My Startup 03:43
Snap a shirt in half the binge is strong in me Bled out a bit at the duty free Aquafina is for business class Fucked an employee over and out of a job I'm dread and grief and I love my life I break bitches till they say thank you Of course they stutter every time That's what you get for being a pussay And how was your day What did you do today? You shut up now No one actually cares You just remember that I am the one That has kept all the silicon valley hipsters under Feet upon their backs at my startup startup startup Synergy going off the fucking charts Connections make us home harder harder Human resources Suck my hipster Dick inside their ass at my startup startup Oops you caught me chillin with my buddy Elon Musk TED afterparty How d'you know where it's at You shouldn't have come Now I gotta destroy you Let this be a lesson for all those like you You only live to stand back and bend down Remember this and maybe we will spare you Supply and demand, bitch, you're not in demand Spineless hipster faggot dumbass entrepreneurs I'm the only one they need, the window's for me I'm top of the rungs and I've toppled the ladders Tomorrow I'll be in Dresden shifting paradigms And you'll still be here kissing the pavement goodbye Feet upon their backs at my startup startup startup Synergy going off the fucking charts Connections make us home harder harder Human resources Suck my hipster Dick inside their ass at my startup I'll oversee it That the world swallows you whole That the world swallows you whole That it rips you a new hole And I can't believe it That you wanna do as you're told You just wait for me to fold When d'ya get so goddamn bold I underwrite it My very own IPO Remember Y O L O Now that's a sweet ass code And where you can buy it I don't really know I don't really know Probably NASDAQ or something Study my fucking charts They say you ain't worth shit Now look at your own charts They tell you got a tiny dick Stretch your tiny foreskin and tie it around your neck Then jump on a trampoline until you've hanged yourself with it
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Engine oil spilt over the kitchen today Pleb gas stank in toilet and mom is away From the toilet and, well, also from the rest of the house too So I, like Follow the trail heading out of the hole in the wall That's the yellow Fiat Punto shaped hole in the wall All the way up to the fucking free parking lot And wouldn't you have it that she was there fucking creaking Like nobody's business, I heard less creaking From the beds of the orphans at night that I watch and I fap to No homo, I swear And I look Into her windows, she's enabling someone night stand Mickey Mouse, Crack Kid, Mickey's getting a hand- -job n' I can't look but I must look n' I can't look but I wanna n' I can't look but I need to look n' I can't look but I gotta n' I can't look but I gotta cum n' I can't look Oh, Man, mom, what the fuck, not again You've been like this since 2010 You used to remind champagne Now the gas Total'd your brain Equivalent Equivalent Oh, Woody Allen please save me now With your godly filmic know-how My mother's going rusty And something something something something Yellow Fiat Punto Fiat Punto Business done I'm currently back at home I see a car seat donning a line of foam The toothpaste tastes like my own cum as I stand by the mirror I go to the freezer to get the family album It's all photos of my mom, the Fiat Punto And I gotta say damn is she a slut But I Then locate an actual photo of me As a car seat headrest aged three And it's clear that everyone is happy except me at the rollercoaster Oh, Man, mom, you take me to the store I gotta buy the thing, maybe four Things Okay son I'll drive you there Where you can buy the thing you want fair and square But tell me son, you sure that's the way? Yeah, that deadly cliff looks A-okay And something something something something Yellow Fiat Punto
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Cat Scat 05:08
I remember the incident as if it were yesterday that it happened How quickly I realized my life would never be the same again The sight, the smell, the color All now ingrained into my memory for as long as I live People cried that night But I don't know them Where I was, there was only silence It was essential for the progression of the party that we get my dad's ukulele We got it and we left the room There were many plants in my parents' room as well, so the cats were not allowed to come in So, we closed the door behind us. Little did we know of the implications that simple action had for our lives from then forth If only we had known beforehand that my cat was now behind that door If we had known that he was now stuck in that room and with an agenda We wouldn't have indulged in the earthly delights of a four hour Runeboundathon And the faeces would be but a dream But they were real, they were so real, they were surreal With a stink exceeding anything ever conceived The most perfect and most torturous turd now inhabited And defiled a once innocent room, a once innocent bed And we stood there We stood there mesmerized Wishing to have seen the chaos ensue rather than its traces As atheists, we prayed to Darwin that the colossal piece of shit would not consume our very soul But, as it is usual of this reality to be cruel, it was all in vain It was all in vain And now this is all that is left Cleaning ashes Everything is so white, spinning, spiralling Ironic how a washing machine is so perfectly representing my life from that day forward And I actually meant cleaning powder Sorry about that, my mistake, but does it matter anymore? Does anything matter anymore? Anything at all? If we had only known to be more careful with the cards we play We could have lived, we could have hoped, we could have found happiness We would have been spared, we would have been left to be The visions of my cat's scat would not transcend illusion
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released September 23, 2015

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Kakashka Coimbra, Portugal

A thing done by andrey and fonseca. We don't play live shows, but might at some point. Also the dates on the releases are all wrong. All covers contain Kakashka in them in case you forget what you are listening to.

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